Dedicated to the struggle
against the abuse
of Java Objects
Every day there are hundreds of Java Objects being used on the Internet for everything from blinking cursors to satellite tracking systems. As with any resource, proper management is key.
Careless useage of Java Objects can cause permanent staining, clogging of equipment, and costly repair bills.
Frequently Asked Questions:
- How can I tell if I am abusing Java Objects?
- What are some known problems with Java Object Abuse?
- How often should I replace my filter on my Modem or Network Connection?
- What do you feel like for dinner?
- Can I use skim milk for my serial port?
- If it's a parallel port, how come there's only one of them?
- May I help you?